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You wouldn’t jump off a cliff… would you?

The first ever Emy plushie release is live. So go on — jump.

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Emy peeking out of a toilet
Emy
we did it!

Emy went to space.

altitude reached
0mm

That’s 35.48 km straight up — the edge of space.

Emy above the Earth, on the edge of space
Emy, tumblinglive now

The first ever plushie release

The waiting is over. The first Emy plushies ever made are on sale right now — when they’re gone, they’re gone. Every buyer lands in the OG Supporters Hall of Fame. Forever.

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Emy on a snowy mountain summit in her monster truck
top of the world
Emy in sunglasses, a party hat and a gold chain
party mode: on

I’m Emy.

I was made to sit on a shelf and be adorable.

I lasted nine minutes… sitting on a shelf.

Still adorable though.

I’m an adventurer. I take risks. I put everything on red.

I see a monster truck and I buy it on the spot because it’s EpiC!

Did I go into debt? Sure. Do I care? I have a monster truck now.

Technically I ‘had’ a monster truck.

Now it’s at the bottom of a canyon.

Worth it.

Am I the most chaotic, most adorable, most funny being in the known universe?

I would say yes. I can’t — I don’t talk.

‘So how did you type this?’ I can hear you thinking.

I typed it…

with my mind.
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